chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via deadbeetles)

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

I wonder if they are nice… Maybe Coles will get them in and I will be tempted away from the scent of Swagger.

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

I wonder if they are nice… Maybe Coles will get them in and I will be tempted away from the scent of Swagger.

(via aetain)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

Want to see more?

Canadian Photoset #16

(via greencristina)

apfelgranate:

I’m wearing stockings.

# faints

(Source: natalie-dormer-daily, via coleslaww)

My Geek London aka Felicia being the cutest thing ever

(Source: jensenenthusiast, via fy-feliciaday)

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:





I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

(Source: jonklassen2, via leeef)

coleslaww:

desex-your-ecks:

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

One for the haters

Pls.

One thing I really miss about being in a relationship is snuggling in bed :/

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

(via boosterbeetle)

ahuttoftea:

sxyblkmn:

best television show, I tell ya.

LoL, Capt. Janeway always has the best “all out of fucks to give” facial expressions 

Look at how poorly these guys are dressed? Are they Time Lords?  They look like Time Lords.

(Source: rizzolisky)