How do you feel about death?
What are your greatest imperfections?
Do you have any cats?
What brings you joy?
What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Do you believe in the underworld?
Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Do you like to read/write?
What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
How is your health?
Tell us about your relationship with your father.
What is your favorite animal?
What is your relationship with your mother?
What do you think happens when we die?
What is your favorite flower?
Have you ever been betrayed?
What kind of music do you listen to?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you have any children?
Are you a silent or talkative person?
How old are you?
What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
What is your family like?
Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
What do you think of yourself?
Are you an easy person to anger?
Would you consider yourself an artist?
Do you play any instruments?
Do you drink?
Do you have a bad reputation?
Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Have you ever stolen anything?
Are you a moody person?
Are you a confident person?
Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna:
Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Do you generally give good advice?
Have you ever felt trapped?
Do you have a job?
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Do you daydream often? Of what?
what a time to be alive
#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????
Now you’re thinking with portals.
Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.
NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS
wiiwpurple we need these…
plus the commentary
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SO I JUST ORDERED PIZZA.
THIS IS ME.
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE
Please do not
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The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster