thatguyinthe67impala:

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS


#No homo I say as i begin fucking myself in the ass.


wiiwpurple we need these…
plus the commentary

thatguyinthe67impala:

rnankanshokus:

princesshorseface:

ravingsockmonkey:

psdo:

wugs:

hoodrach:

what a time to be alive

#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????

Now you’re thinking with portals.

Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.

NOW YOU’RE THINKING WITH PORTALS

wiiwpurple we need these…

plus the commentary

(Source: ethlandor, via coleslaww)

coleslaww:

coleslaww:

SO I JUST ORDERED PIZZA.
THIS IS ME.

image

ITS HERE
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amuseoffyre:

bookshop:

theaustralianoperagoddess:

crave-the-creative:

"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies," from Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker Suite, played using only water glasses.

well done. And quite ethereal.

hOLY SHIT

this is so beautiful and worth listening to even if you think you’ve heard this song a thousand times—ESPECIALLY if you think you’ve heard it a thousand times.

This gave me goosebumps of the good kind

(via breakthepickle)

a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

(via greencristina)

voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

(Source: memewhore, via izziesworldofizzie)

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

(via tentacruelhentai)

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

  • 1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
  • 2: Talk about your first kiss.
  • 3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
  • 4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
  • 5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
  • 6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
  • 7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
  • 8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
  • 9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
  • 10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
  • 11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
  • 12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
  • 13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
  • 14: Talk about a vacation.
  • 15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
  • 16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
  • 17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
  • 18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
  • 19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
  • 20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
  • 21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
  • 22: Talk about your worst fear.
  • 23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
  • 24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
  • 25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
  • 26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
  • 27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
  • 28: Talk about your fetishes.
  • 29: Talk about what turns you on.
  • 30: Talk about what turns you off.
  • 31: Talk about what you think death is like.
  • 32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
  • 33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
  • 34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
  • 35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
  • 36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
  • 37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
  • 38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
  • 39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
  • 40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

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