freshcleanfit:

A few months ago I made this post with wintry animals, but now it is summertime and here are some summer-loving animals checking in on you! be good to yourselves! :)

Anonymous said: Vampire, succubus, ghost.

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Heck yeah I would! I really want to see humans get to the stage where we are exploring space and other worlds.

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

The internet.

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

There are things I would do differently given the chance but then who knows who I’d be today. As the tattoo says “No regerts”

Your First Impression of Me vs Impression of Me Now (Anonymous or Not)

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ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that come up. Then tag 10 people! Don’t skip any songs!

I was tagged by coleslaww
I'm using my phone because it's on hand but it doesn't have all the music I listen to.

  1. System Of A Down - Lonely Day
  2. Hadouken! - Bombshock
  3. Raspberries - Go All the Way
  4. Bell X1 - In Every Sunflower
  5. The Fratellis - Babydoll
  6. Childish Gambino Ft MC Chris - The Stand
  7. Steam Powered Giraffe - Automatonic Electronics
  8. Rise Against - Worth Dying For
  9. Savlonic - Lil Deuce Deuce Supermix
  10. Cake - Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps

My tags…

aheeheenuss, boosterbeetle, innocentlotta, likethebookshop, weather-sweaters, zaibatsuboy, mistymoose, uss-frosty-rose, drinkalittlecyanide, breakthepickle

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lordwanjavi:

Guardians of the Galaxy > Rick Cellis

FACEBOOK / TUMBLRTWITTER /  INSTAGRAM

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wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

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grapeson:

longandmeaningfulhipstername:

skinnygaykid:

f0rallweknow:

twerkinturtle:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT 

FUCKING TEARS SEA DEEP

holy shit

JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL

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turianbrothel:

bioware: you get asexuality!!! and you get a gay romance!!! and you get a lesbian romance!!! this character is bisexual!!! this character is pansexual!!! a romance doesn’t necessarily involve sex!!! inclusivity is important!!!

ubisoft:women??? bige titty??? nip nops

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